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by purplefeen
pairing: Spike/Willow
rating: MA for absolute fucking SMUT!
time frame: begins two days after the orgy-goodness of BtVS s4's 'Where the Wild Things Are' -- and here you thought it was ghosts making those people horny. WRONG! Spoilers for The Dresden Files, Book 1: Storm Front.
warning: Bob is a perv. I mean it. If you don't like wickedly pervy, little glowy air spirits, get out while you can. ;)
notes: crossover with The Dresden Files by Jim Butcher. All hail my boy Jim!
Chapter 1
Orgy Central, Part 2
Willow's POV
What is going on around here? Two days ago, Riley's frat house turns into Orgy Central. Buffy and Riley do the Horizontal Mambo for something like nine hours straight. Almost everyone else at that party got some in one form or another, myself being the glaringly obvious exception.
And what was that business with everyone groping the wall? It was a wall for goodness sake and everyone acting like invisible elves were giving them the greatest oral sex of their lives. Maybe I should have checked that one out for myself. Hmm.
But no, I couldn't just go with it, couldn't have just given myself over to it like everyone else and had myself some mind-blowing sex. No. "Old Reliable" Willow had to decide something was wrong and go get Giles and rid the place of the thing that had given everybody in the place a happy but me. Why couldn't I have gotten my happy first and then gone and got Giles? Hindsight, what a bitca.
And now, two days after the 'I-didn't-get-any-once-again' fiasco, it's started again. What has gotten into everyone and why won't it jump into me? Sorry, back on track. Either all of UC Sunnydale has gotten a massive case of Spring Fever or somebody put something in the water. Get a room people! All of you. Well, separate rooms, I guess, but I don't think Sunnydale has this many motels.
What is going on? I know that girl, she's in my PoliSci class and she's so unbelievably bashful she won't even hand in her papers until the instructor has left the room. I didn't think it was possible to do that while still fully clothed. And how did she bend herself into that position? Maybe if I lean this way I can see…
Focus, Willow! Something is up. This just isn't natural, even for a Hellmouth. Maybe I'd better go get Giles.
"Old Reliable" strikes again.
"Giles! Open up, Giles!" Darn, where is he? That big red pecker of a sports car is out front, so he must be here. He never walks. Maybe he's got the stereo up too loud. Or he's in the shower.
"Giles!" Ow, hurts when you bang too hard.
"I'm here, I'm here."
Yep, shower. "Something's up, Gi- Olivia- um -hi. I didn't know you were coming back so soon. And so unclothed. Nice towel, maybe I'd better come back later. See ya, I'll be back in an hour with Xander."
He doesn't look happy.
"Make that two hours."
OW! Geez, the expression don't let the door hit you in the heiney on your way out is just an that - an expression. It wasn't meant to be taken literally. Watch it, Giles. Geez.
Where to? Not Xander's. Although, at least with him and Anya, I would know it wasn't a spell, they go at it all the time. Where, where? Find Buffy? No, she went over to Riley's this morning, don't need that visual. I know, go to the 'rents house, get my old spell books. Whew, a place to start that doesn't involve watching people in heat.
Man, why couldn't I have gotten my happy first? Shoot.
.:.
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